Thursday, July 14, 2005

what do you look like when you come? (apols for layout of pics, too hard to adjust)

in french, orgasm is called la petite mort, which means the little death. there is a website called Beautiful Agony, which is:

dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is the baring of beautiful souls. The videos were made in private by the contributor (and sometimes their partner). We don't know what they're doing, or how they are doing it, we just know it's real and it's sexy as hell. [from the website http://www.beautifulagony.com/]

is this what we look like?


what I want to know is: why are these people wearing glasses:
















why do these women look like they are checking for pimples in the mirror:















what on earth are these women thinking about:

















there are screamers:






















there are scrunchers and clenchers:






















with the odd weeper thrown in:









sometimes it's funny:
















and sometimes it's just a bit boring:


























sometimes you see the face of god:
















and sometimes it just seems the moment to have a jolly good sing:








 














we come in pairs:





















































some people look like they're asleep:



















or dead:






















some people have to wear hats, it seems:























some people do it outside:






















some people's heads get stuck to the pillow, with god knows what...










some people get really intense:









some people really need the sensation of a cold, hard, floating timber floor under their arse
to get off:








mmm. dreamy.


and some people still look gorgeous even when they're coming:







 



 













if indeed they are


i have three final questions:

1. do you think this is business or economy? maternity or emergency?









2. do you think this one really couldn't wait until afterward? she had to light up during?









3. care to share? are you a singer/scruncher/clencher/screamer/sleeper?

24 comments:

Cape Man said...

I'll start the ball rolling and admit to grunting and Aaaaaahing.
Then collapse and unable to sleep.

Cape Man said...

I checked out the site, the free samples were a contrast. The slow & steady screamer and the very quiet, mum & dad are in the next room girl.

MelbourneGirl said...

i haven't looked any, believe it or not. i just like the stills for some reason.

MelbourneGirl said...

make that, at any

Dirty Dick Dodger said...

I must admit that I fire a gun after I come, and if the situation is right, I'll hoop 'n hollar.
YeeeHaa.

random entry no. 456 said...

all i can say is that its all about the multi-tasking.

ms fits said...

The question you haven't answered is:

ARE YOU GAME TO DO IT.



Film yourself, that is. I don't doubt you are quite game to give yourself an orgasm.

MelbourneGirl said...

no I don't think I am game to do it ms fits. will have to think about the reasons why. probably because i am more the observer than the participant - in most things in my life.

MelbourneGirl said...

actually, after a few minutes thought, i would film myself, but not put it up there in public. not that there's anything wrong with that. sociologically i find the pics really intereseting.

Anonymous said...

sociologically... my ass! you dig it but you're too scared to do it yourself in case the checkout guy down at the supermarket recognises you. honey, there are 50 million people nuding up and posting pics, orgasming etc etc on the net, noone is going to know (unless your dad finds it in his porn surfing. but he'd probably just be grossed out and then get over it.) you look at the pictures, not the videos.... an observer not a doer... thought about it but not game enough to do it gee you're living an awfully boring, but safe life.

MelbourneGirl said...

possible responses to anonymous:

- i don't respond to anonymous comments, just like i don't give money to people on the street

- i didn't watch any of them because i only have dial up and couldn't be bothered waiting. seriously. i just like the stills. but not erotically. if you don't believe that, why do you care?

- i don't know that ANYONE would recognise me having an orgasm. it's quite a sight

- why are you being pushy on this?

- keep my dad out of it

- is it lack of bravery that means i haven't done it?

- as for my boring, safe life. well, maybe it is. but again, why do you care?

i think that's all. oh yes, and don't call me honey.

...mj said...

I would sure as heck be too busy to be thinking about framing up a photo...

MelbourneGirl said...

that's a good point... random entry said something about multitasking but i think that was about the girl fagging on in the last frame. and how come each shot is positioned from exactly the same angle. i do wonder about that too?

random entry no. 456 said...

Has anyone else ever had a food orgasm?...

Roguemaze Central said...

Great stuff. I wish I was lit that well everytime I busted a nut. Geez.

...mj said...

I wish I wasn't a complete sweaty mess at that point in proceedings...

...mj said...

I wish I wasn't a complete sweaty mess at that point in proceedings...

...mj said...

I wish i didn't post comments twice...

MelbourneGirl said...

looks like i'll be the one to ask. ok random456, what's a food orgasm? do you mean as opposed to a penis one, or a finger one, or a mouth one or a vibrator one? i guess you mean a banana or cuke, rather than an egg or tomato?

Clokeeeey! said...

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/never.jpg

Someone else has a hidden camera. I don't think this is from the agony site, but eerily similar.

Clokeeeey! said...

For some reason the ".jpg" was dropped off the url above.

/never.jpg

MelbourneGirl said...

clokes - one thing, where did you find that? it looks like it's from post secret. second,the girl top row, third in IS on beautiful agony, page 13, top left. Don't ask me how I knew that. Third, there is no third.

thank you everyone for embracing this post. it's the first time i've had 20+ comments, woo hoo.

Clokeeeey! said...

Yep, it was on postsecret. I expect all the pics are from the agony site, but they seem to be more in motion that the stills. So this guy probably paid to see the full versions.

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