From Arse About Fez
How the Turks might count olive pips (an extension of how we do Tinker Tailor for cherry pips):
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Sailor
Rich man
Poor man
Beggar man
Thief
Shoe shiner
Taxi driver
Mussel seller
Fez maker
Raki drinker
Tea bringer
Ageing singer
Cop
Nut adjuster
Goods duster
Simit baker
Watch maker
Breast enlarger
Over-charger
Ahmet's father
Quack
Rubbish trawler
Street bawler
Belly dancer
Tourist stalker
Footballer
Kerb crawler
Loud talker
Pimp
If you find yourself with a few free hours to fill, you could do worse than trawl through this guy's back-list.
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