So

if fellatio can be abbreviated to fellashe - a not inelegant phrase if you ask me. Then, the question is, what syllable would cunnilingus be truncated at.

Has to be cunni, but then you could only use it if you were wearing this type of apparel:





drinking this type of beverage:




rocking this sort of hair:





and listening to this sort of music, oh and dancing like that too: