This morning in the rain, heading back from Seaford (don't ask, long story) I passed the Chelsea Heights Hotel.
Their billboard said:
It's almost like one of those IQ tests - pick the odd one out, you know like: rabbit horse zombie cow.
Reyne and Clapton are fitting, Shannon Noll sorta kinda but Vanilla Ice is just sad.
If I was an ageing rock-star I would seriously not play at the Chelsea Heights Hotel. I would take up a completely different job if I had to earn money and then play music as a hobby.