Wednesday, February 06, 2008

my day yesterday

1. when you know it's not your car-space, don't park in it.

and then when i park behind you, to block you, so that you have to go to all the apartments in the block to find out whose car it is, and i am amiable about moving it, don't fucking tell me that i was inconsiderate to not leave a note telling you which door to knock on.

you were the inconsiderate one.

i was very considered, i knew exactly what i was doing, i knew that if you had to knock on all the doors, you might be less likely to do the same thing again.

don't be huffy with me, when you are in the wrong.

and don't think just because you are older, have a beard, are male and talk like a university lecturer that you can intimidate me. you have no idea who i am. mr.

2. brushing the gigi is like working a fairy-floss machine. i just don't know where it all comes from. if you live in melbourne, and somehow find a floating whisp of white fairy-floss-like ball, DO NOT EAT IT. it is from the gigi.


Pomgirl said...

Did you say this to the person who did it? I really hope so. I hate the idea of inconsiderate people getting away with things and then just doing it to someone else.

mizanthrop said...

Your response to Mr inconsiderate = pure bloody brilliant.

But the reason I'm de-lurking: gigi? I know I'm six shades of ignorant, but is this some euphemism for feminine grooming? Is the gigi a pet?

MelbourneGirl said...

thanks pomgirl, yes i let him have it. and then snootily ignored him today when he was out the back, while loudly and charmingly allowing a tradesman to park in my spot because i would out for a couple of hours.

and thanks mizanthrop. i have to say, the idea of melbourne's airspace being filled with gently drifting pubic-hair furballs from my ladyparts is the most amusing thought i've had for ages.

no, the gigi is most certainly no euphemism.

check link below for introduction to the gigi love (i promise it's not rude, how can you even think that?)

MelbourneGirl said...

link broke


MelbourneGirl said...

MelbourneGirl said...


go to my archives, and find post for sunday january 29, 2006

if you can be bothered now.

sublime-ation said...

you tell it to Mr.

I love Gigi.

Sorry, that's all I've got, it's been a long...week.

mizanthrop said...

Of course I bothered. That is one uber-cute gigi.

apologies for my errant imaginings *blushes*