Thursday, September 11, 2008

the baguette baton and actor with footy

this happened to me in the space of about 5 mins in fitzroy st.

1. i waved away a man who approached me on the street, saying "excuse me, miss..."

"i don't give money, and i don't talk to people on the street" i interrupted, not stopping.

2. then, walking in the other direction after buying what i wanted he came towards me, made a beeline, and offered me a slim, french stick in a white paper bag.

"i just bought it" he said "do you want it?"

"i don't want it, thanks" i said.

so he gave it to a man passing by who was a bit toothless and really chuffed. he turned up grey street saying he was going to give it to [unintelligble mutterings]

3. joel edgerton walked towards me in a baseball cap, shorts and funny shoes, holding a yellow sherrin. i strode past, after the baguette incident, thinking before i realised who it was coming towards me, he looks a bit strange even for st kilda, but it's nice he's carrying a footy. oh, boys and their balls... especially at this time of year.

we locked eyes as i passed and i realised who it was.

god i love my life sometimes.

blister is heeling. heh.


the projectivist said...

i'm useless at spotting celebs.
possibly because it takes all my concentration to walk.
or i'm thinking furiously about something i'm supposed to be doing.

what's with that baguette man?
have you lost weight recently? perhaps he thought you looked in need of carbohydrates.

either that
or he wanted to use the baguette as a distraction technique whilst he pilfered through your handbag.

Dxxxx said...

Hi beautiful..

I've just quickly skimmed through your last few posts and gotten all nostalgic and missing the blogosphere.
Must make more of an effort to come by more often.
Sounds like spring is hitting mexico just a little and the creative juices are beginning to flow.


ps It's freakin hot and i mean HOT up here already. I fear I may melt when summer truly arrives.....

Melba said...

i'm a good celeb spotter because i am such an introvert and always watching.

baguette man? i don't know. maybe he was showing me that he wasn't going to ask me for money, that he could finance his own bread, man.

it was weird.

hey dxxxx gorgey. good to see you here! hope the mt is treating you well, if a little hot and steamy!


Perseus said...

Joel Edgerton dumped Cathy Freeman. What is he, gay? She's Cathy Freeman! I'd marry her NOW.


You should've said, "Edgo, Edgo! One two!" and played some kick to kick. Well that's what I would have done, then afterwards, asked him for intimate information about Cathy Freeman, and also tell him about how I once shagged a girl who shagged a guy who shagged a girl who shagged him.

Then he would probably punch me in the face, but at least I got to play kick to kick with that guy in Star Wars.

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