this is what i had to ask the newsagent person for a paper bag, in which to carry this out of the store so the children wouldn't see it...

i love my NW magazine. i know, it's trash. it's worse than trash, it's the same trash each week, just some different frocks and a small variety of rotating cover stories:

1. stars without makeup
2. celebrity plastic surgery horrors
3. stars who are skinny
4. celebrities who are fat

that's it. i swear.

i know i am a fairly clever person. i am pretty street smart, i am bookish, i am old enough to raise a child, as well as a golden retriever.

i also love this magazine. i know. i know. it's all wrong.

but even i question it, when i am too self-conscious to be seen carrying this:














i don't know if you can see it properly, nor do you, but the centre pic is of alicia duvall (who is she?) who has big fake boobs. they have photoshopped the nipples out (whether to comply with the anti-rude legislation or so they wouldn't interfere with the headline)

inside, in the feature section, they have yellow stars over the nipples.

that's all i've got today. i'll be working on the meme for bevis.