Tuesday, October 31, 2006

quick quiz

about whom is the following quotation:

"My understanding is that he wasn't wearing any undies, his fly was open and some of the lunch meat fell out of the sandwich,'' Jabba told Confidential.

1. that dude from one of the idol shows a few years ago. or was it big brother. i can't fucking remember.

2. axle whitehead

3. this guy

this has to be one of the most unpalatable things i've ever heard and i love derek and clive.

where did this incident occur:

1. the arias

2. that music show that people in australia make a big deal about

why do you care about this:

1. i don't

2. who gives?

me either. just trying to keep off the hardcore news.


Dxxxx said...

I'm confused - isn't 3, 2 ???
Sounds like a "Hotdogs" things (from BB).

Whoever it was, I'm glad i wasn't there to see it.

Get your booty up here and we can coffee and gossip about non hardcore news...

BEVIS said...

Dear Dxxxx, MG is taking the ... I mean, she's yanking your ... um ... MG is joking.

All options are one-and-the-same.

It was 1, 2, 3, and so on. See Ms Fits' blog for further clarification / justification / corroboration.

But bless you, dear Dxxx, for being so uninitiated in all things Axle. I wish I was that innocent.

What a dick.

meva said...

Off topic, MG. But have you read Peter Cook's biography, 'Tragically I was an Only Twin'? I've been reorganising bookcases and came across it. Unread!!

MelbourneGirl said...


where do you live?

wanna be best friends?

you know, then we can go for coffee and er, share clothes, and er, books.

MelbourneGirl said...

sorry dstah. i know i write in a more circular than linear fashion sometimes. it just spews out with little thought and always makes sense to me at teh time.

thanks for interpreting bevis.

meva said...

MG, I thought I'd read it on my holiday. I'll pass it on when I return, if you like. Anticipation will make it that much sweeter!

Chai said...

Sounds like another wardrobe malfunction, if you ask me.

Rowena said...

Or maybe a wardrobe malfucktion

BEVIS said...

Nah, Ro ... I don't think that's a word. I think you're thinking of 'malfunction'.


BEVIS said...

And my apologies to Dxxxx for dropping an X the second time I typed her name in my first comment, above.

That's the first time I've done that. I am but trash.

Dxxxx said...

I am but thick. That's all.

MelbourneGirl said...

i am but obscure.

let's all feel bad together.

group hug!

The Man at the Pub said...

All of the above. Never trust somebody who calls themselves Axle.
They belong under cars (and so does Axle Shitehead)